Me: Wait, you got pulled over for driving on the shoulder of the road, on the wrong side of the street?
Him: I didn't even have much vodka that day. I didn't know the rules in
America then, so I just did what we do in Russian. I saw the police
lights, pulled over, and got out of my car to see what they wanted. They
went crazy on me.
Me: What did you do then?
Him: I say to them, don't be rude.
Me: How did you NOT know it was illegal to drive off the road?!?
Him: No, I didn't know the rules then about how much vodka you could drink on driving days.
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