Wednesday, February 3, 2016

"Sandwich bread"

Patron: I would like a chicken sandwich.

RCW: What type bread?

Patron: What do you have?

RCW: Uhm. Multigrain...and sandwich bread.

Patron: Sandwich bread?

RCW: Yeah, like bread, for sandwiches.

Patron: I'll take multigrain.

"Just give me pill."

"I went to eye doctor other day. She say I have some condition or something, and that I need glasses. I ask her if she can just give me pill. She said this not how eyeballs work."