Patron: I would like a chicken sandwich.
RCW: What type bread?
Patron: What do you have?
RCW: Uhm. Multigrain...and sandwich bread.
Patron: Sandwich bread?
RCW: Yeah, like bread, for sandwiches.
Patron: I'll take multigrain.
I work in a bar. I have a Russian co-worker. He says crazy stuff. DISCLAIMER: The Russian is also a friend. Nothing contained herein should be construed in a mocking manner.
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
"Just give me pill."
"I went to eye doctor other day. She say I have some condition or something, and that I need glasses. I ask her if she can just give me pill. She said this not how eyeballs work."
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