"Then day go missing."

"Yesterday was not good. I get up early. I plan on going to gym, do some errands, and have productive day. Then I take vitamins, but I make boo-boo. I mistook vitamins for other pills. Instead I take Trazodone and Melatonin pill. Then day go missing."

"Ugh. I just remember I have to drink tonight."

"Ugh. I just remember I have to drink tonight."

-Said with serious resignation, when the RCW remembered he was supposed to go out drinking with someone later in the night. There was drink in front of him when he said this. It was his third. I guess he hadn't "started" yet.

Salad Grow in Earth

RCW: This stupid lady order a salad. Then she complain because she find piece of Earth in it. I'm like, duh, it salad. Salad grows in the Earth, so it might have a piece of Earth in it sometimes."

Me: You mean, like, dirt?

RCW: Yes. A piece of Earth.

"Fiffen"

RCW: How do you spell fifteen? Is there an -ing on the end?

Me: What?

RCW: Fifteen. How do spell it?

Me: Just like fourteen, and sixteen, but with a five.

RCW: I need to google it....oh, right.

Other Co-Worker: He spelled it "fiffin."