"I just finish nursing school. I love l blood. Poop and vomit, not so much. But the bloods, I love it."
"I want to be, how you say, anesthesiologost. Is good job. Say to people, "Close eye. Count 10. Go sleep. I not really want talk with you, anyway."
"I maybe also want join Air Force. Be field surgeon. No oversight. I like to amputee people. Not everyone. Just a few. Is fun."
"My mother, she tell me how to kill person and get away with it. When they sleeping, pour boiling water down ear. It look like aneurysm. I not tested it yet."
“I love my homeland, and will never try to become rid of my Russian accent. Fuck America. People here are so dumb, and fat.”
“My mother use to pick mushrooms near this fence as child. She often
heard gunfire. People told her it was military practice area. There is
museum there now. Is where they use to execute people.”
"My boyfriend is away this weekend. I want to cheating fucking tonight. Maybe with woman. I not know."
Dumb drunk dude starts talking to her at bar. She basically goes Borat on him. He asks where she is from, because "I can tell you are a foreigner by your accent." She has a very thick Russian accent (see comment above). She yells "JAMAICA" at him. He says, "I thought Jamaicas were black." She says, "racist!", and walks away.
