"Is only four."

Me: So, which passport are you bringing (back to Russia on trip last summer)?

Him: All five.

Next day: Ok. I lied. Is only four. Here is picture.

Me: Is this for real?! How...why...why do you need FOUR passports?!? Are they even all in your name?!?

Him: Is real. Two in my name. One to get in country. One one to travel around country. Other to open Russian credit card. That not in my name.  Last one, eh, just in case others not work."

Me: I...I'm...not going to ask.