Wednesday, December 10, 2014

"Is big and strong"


Non-Russian Co-Worker to Russian Co-Worker: You are starting to get a little bit fat. 
Russian: Is not fat, but I know what it is.

Non-Russian: It's not fat?!

Russian: No. Is not fat. Is something else. 

Non-Russian: Then what is it?

Russian: Is liver. I have large liver. Is from vodka. Make it big and strong like other muscle.

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