"Nice...Teeth."

Manger (and best friends with the Russian): Can you not roll your eyes at people when they order drinks? This is a service industry. We are supposed to be pleasant to our patrons, or at least not rude to them.

Russian. Ok. I'll be pleasant.

Next Customer: Can I have a Long Island?

Russian: Long Island? Ok. I can do this. Oh, and you have really nice....(very long awkward silence)...teeth.

Manager (instantly): Ok, stop. Just stop. This isn't going to work.