I work in a bar. I have a Russian co-worker. He says crazy stuff.
DISCLAIMER: The Russian is also a friend. Nothing contained herein should be construed in a mocking manner.
Last night after the bar closed, and all the patrons were gone, staff was hanging out having a drink. The Russian Co-Worker and I were talking. Then he pushes his drink towards me, and says, "Watch my purse. I must use toilet."